It requires three feet of hair, a ratting comb, some elastics, bobbypins, and a lot of fear of God. Also, if you have some fellow wives to help you out and rat your poof for you, that will help.
Do you think Snooki is secretly rocking her poof for God?
Thanks to my friend Dana for the headsup on the video!
She was born in Jersey! Gaga, I knew there was a reason I felt you on a soul level! Stefani Joanne Agelina Germanotta may have been born and bred in New York, but The Lady Gaga was born in Parsippany, New Jersey.
Stefani pre-Gaga with Jersey native and music producer Rob Fusari. Click the pic to read the article.
Labor and delivery for the Gaga persona was provided by music producer Rob Fusari, who even gave the Lady her name. This excites me for many reasons, but mainly because I'm so over people hearing I'm from Jersey and immediately beginning to call my Snooki (I love you Shnickizz, but I aint you). Maybe now they'll think of Gaga instead. I'd rather that.
Ms. Gaga got some serious gold star words of praise in the review for her live New York shows in the Timesyesterday and they linked to a past photo feature of her year in fashion. The pics made me fall a little more in love with her yet again. Ever since I saw her cry on Oprah about how much she loves her Little Monsters, I've been heartwarmed by her image whenever it pops up in pop culture.
I love with all of my heart that she is celebrating the freak in all of us, and she's not doing it in a way that leverages the outcasts for shock value alone.
She has a heart, a brain, and an endless creative drive, and a hell of a work ethic (did you see that video up there?). Jersey done something right! Go Gaga, go!
Oprah's life story (abused little girl born to unwed parents in Kosciusko, Mississippi grows up to become Queen Of The Modern World Who Gives Away Cars) is always inspiring to me, no matter what any of you haters say. You know what else is inspiring? Oprah's ability to become Queen Of The Modern World Who Gives Away Cars with all of the bad hairdos she's rocked over the years. It's really something. The good people over at Guanabee put together a retrospective of Her Majesty's hairstyles over her TV career, and I just had to share them with you. Click the pic above to see Oprah's hairdos and don'ts.
Never underestimate the power of a great dress. Oprah's admission that she's been staring at "vision boards" picturing Barack Obama and her desired inauguration ball gown prove the power of a girl's sartorial ambitions. She created the boards to help her envision Barack's Presidency as a reality, and now it's come true. Magic!
I'm creating a vision board with a picture of Clive Owen and my dream wedding dress. I'll let you know where I'm registered as soon as he proposes.
