Topiary Touches? Eeek.

Hahahah. Ha. Ha. Hahahaha.

Oh dear, someone at Preen got their head stuck up some crazy idea tunnel. Who in the world is gonna willingly don dresses that attach ruffled, creature-looking, topiaries to their hips? Oy.

Many of the rest of the pieces in this collection struck a lovely chord of feminine, tough, lacy, and strong. But, those up there? They are not cute. Again, if your clothes make your stickly models look a little inflatable, you should go back to the drawing board. Also, if you want to add to and enhance the curves of the female figure, use models with curves. I'm just saying.

Photos from Style.com.