Do Your Hair for God.

I know you've always wanted to rat your hair for God. Let the ladies of Yearning for Zion Ranch teach you how. In this video the good people of Oprah get a lesson in braiding ass-length manes into the perfect secty, culty do.

It requires three feet of hair, a ratting comb, some elastics, bobbypins, and a lot of fear of God. Also, if you have some fellow wives to help you out and rat your poof for you, that will help.

Do you think Snooki is secretly rocking her poof for God?

Thanks to my friend Dana for the headsup on the video!