Showing posts with label marky mark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marky mark. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Mark Wahlberg Should Talk to Fashionable Yetis.

I love this pic of Carine Roitfeld and Cecilia Dean backstage at the Marc Jacobs show:

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I kind of imagine them preening each other's coats like two fastidious and super-fashionable yeti creatures just before the cameras arrived. I absolutely mean that in the most inoffensive way imaginable. If these two were fictional wild creatures, I would be a tunnel-digging mole. Actually, this picture makes me think that former Calvin Klein pants-dropper Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg should talk to a new breed of animals next time he makes an appearance on SNL. Remember this?



Oh man, I still love that! I would die to see Mark have a talk with the most fashionable Yeti creatures this side of...wherever Yetis may come from. "Marky Mark Talks To Fashion Creatures!"

Ok, maybe I'm not over my FWO (see below post). This may be the weirdest post I've ever written. No offense Carine, and Cecila. It's not you, it's me.

Photo from The New York Times

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Barky Bark

I'm connecting this video to fashion via Mark Wahlberg's past life as a Calvin Klein underwear model. There, so it fits the criteria for posting on Iwanttowearit! Now watch as Marky Mark talks to a funky bunch of animals.

Dear Lord, that is too funny for words.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Flowers for Africa


While I find the dried flower head-bouquets beautiful, I can fully understand how they may be a little distracting to the rest of you. Are you imagining Carmen Miranda in a tribal setting? If so, try and look past the flowery headgear and focus on the clothing. Junya Watanbe is one of those singular entities in the design world who maintains a strong personal vision, but still has a firm grasp on the current pulse of the new.

His African patterns are playful in their composition. Animal stripes layered against powerful paisleys and geometric shapes keep things new, not copied. Throw the tribal garb over generously cut, rolled jeans and you have the perfect look for the modern urban villager.

I'm also enamored of the accessories. There are so many towering, clunky, super sexed-up shoes out there that Watanabe's leather laced, flat sandals are a relief. The leopard print belt with baggy denim is so neo-90's a la Marky Mark (ahem, sorry Mr. Wahlberg). And, upon first glance I thought the stripes running up the models' legs were courtesy of sheer seamed stockings, and now I sort of wish they were. Something about lined legs is so sexy. But, I think I'd have to hire someone to paint me with a little more patience, precision, and reach than I have. That could be costly. And awkward...

Images: Marcio Madeira, Don Ashby & Olivier Claisse for Style.com