Sunday, April 05, 2009

She's Gonna Beat Me With Her Phone.

I think I may have discovered the reason behind all of Naomi Campbell's irrational bouts of violent rage. Her victims must have discovered this lovely nugget from the catwalker's past and threatened to spread the word:

A duet with Vanilla Ice? Oh man, if that ever got out there she'd be really mad. Wait, she's going to find me isn't she? Uh-oh...

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