Hate your hips? Well don't! Easier said than done? Then, keep the focus on your upper half with a bold Spring '09 trend.
Heed the designers' calls and tease your hair into tornadoes of curls and mussiness. I know it doesn't seem practical, but I also know that somewhere inside of you there's a woman who's always envied Marge Simpson. Grab a can of Aqua Net and get to work!
*Ed Note: I fear it would be socially irresponsible for me not to point out the heavy sarcasm in this above post*
Images: Fendi (l) and Comme des Garcons (r), both Style.com