No, this is not the latest tagline for the newest pocket rocket. Nor is it a Toys In Babeland advert, or the title of the latest sexpert-scribed jill-off manual... it's a mascara ad.
That's right ladies, Maybelline is trying to sell you vibrating mascara. Why? Because apparently your lashes will plump more and get thicker if you use a vibrating wand. Ridiculous. Sex sells everything, huh? For a staggering $14.99 for a drugstore brand, I hope you can figure out how to use that little wand for it's hinted at purpose when you realize that it's just like the $4.89 tube of Great Lash down the aisle.